Vote FOr Us!!! Part 5

That's right. Part 5 baby! So again, check out the submissions below. Click the link and vote "I'd Wear It." Cool? Cool!

"Let's keep it moving people"

"I have a twisted sense of humor. Deal with it"

"You're obviously an idiot."

"Screw you! That ish was funny"

"There are NO buttons as cute as me."

"No, not in the face."

"Actually, your butt looks GIGANTIC in those jeans."

"Impressive, isn't it?"

"Can't do this by myself. There's no "I" in drunk."

"I make this shirt look better than it really is."

"You're cute, but...no."

"I love PINK"

"OMFG!! I love that"

"You can be my new favorite food!"

"What the hell Ever"

"1+1=2 as well as infinitely many's"

"Ok.. I'm at peace with that"

"I'm cool AND have whips."

"WTF is your deal?"

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you"

"Be-a-itch"

"Sorry for ya"

"Make ME your college major"

"They offer online courses about me"

"Besitos!!"

"Just wait until my rich uncle gets out the poor house!!!"

"Drugs my anti... Oh wait"

Oh the things I would do to you"

"Itty bitty baby committee"

"I see dumb people. They're everywhere"

"I am too tall to be called "shawty"

"Ha!!! Made ya look" Read more!

Vote For Us!!!! Part 4

That's right. Part 4 baby! So again, check out the submissions below. Click the link and vote "I'd Wear It." Cool? Cool!

"Hi!!! Moron."

"Your swag is almost as big as mine"

"Out of work pornstar"

"Now hiring: Out of work pornstars"

"Let's go half on a baby"

"Wait. Where is it supposed to go again?"

"Yeah. Umm...you're fired."

"I like it raw."

"I wouldn't wear it either."

"My eyes are up here. Up. Here."

"Actually, I do think you like the sound of your voice."

"You're wronger than two right shoes."

"My brain farts smell like licorice."

"Yeah. There's an app for this."

"I play with rubber toys."

"I'm actually not sure how I got into these jeans."

"Bra size is overrated when you don't wear one."

"Life is a beach.. and then you wake up to a hurricane"

"I got your skill set mofo!"

"www.idontgiveafuk.com"

"Wanted: Rich/diesel mechanic woman with beer franchise"

"Screw the gym. I workout in bed"

"I play with at least 2 at a time"

"That's all you right there"

"Patience is not a virtue of mine"

"::Not Patient::"

"No I do NOT use dental floss as underwear"

"Let's go commando"

"Check my MySpace"

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"Real women have tattoos"

"There went that idea" Read more!

Vote For Us!!! Part 3

That's right. Part 3 baby!  So again, check out the submissions below. Click the link and vote "I'd Wear It." Cool? Cool!

"That's just not smart dude"

"Hot sauce makes everything great"

"What you looking at ME for I didn't do it!"

"Bought this shirt at the thrift store"

"OH LOOOK!!! A yard sale"

"Silly boy. I don't need you. I can buy you in stores"

"The butcher? The baker? I want the candlestick maker!!!"

"Ok. so I KIND of like you"

"Drunk text me!"

"So you're a chest man?"

"Look nice don't they?"

"You're cuttin into my drinking time!"

"You're grossing me out"

"I've got videos to prove it!"

"Where'd you come from?!"

"The reader of the shirt owes the wearer 5$"

"Promise to pull my hair first?"

"My favorite color is florescent clear"

"My drinks have umbrellas"

"Real talk!"

"I'm on that gangsta sh**"

"I am NOT always on the computer. I sleep an hour a day!!"

"I need a happy people"

"I need a happy pill"

">:\ Grrrr <--- That's my mean face"

"Yield. That means go slow"

"Voice mail Thug"

"WTF is a Goon??"

"Look up!!" Read more!

Vote For Us!!! Part 2

Here's part two, because yeah we got a lot of 'em.  So again, check out the submissions below. Click the link and vote "I'd Wear It." Cool? Cool!

"Buy that for me"

"Ebonics is NOT taught in English class"

"Do what huh?"

"I swallow.. I'm just sayin"

"Pull your pants up"

"Show me your magic trick!! Disappear."

"Say that again please? I like watching your lips move"

"Duck, Duck, Duck.. HAUL ASS!!!!"

"I'm not white... I'm light skinned"

"I'm not black I just tan VERY well"

"I could do that. I just choose not to"

"My man works at Sonic and brings me good stuff... Like tater tots"

"Insert witty comment here___"

"I have a trick up each of my sleeves"

"You're not a loser your "winningly" challenged <3"

"Idk hell. Stop asking me!!"

"Yea, you're pretty. Pretty ugly and pretty apt to stay that way!"

"Well I knew THAT"

"THAT costs extra"

"Blond by bottle. Not by birth"

"My IQ is higher than yours"

"I will only hurt a little"

"My iPhone can kick your phone's ASS!"

"I am absolutely, positively.. OVER THIS CRAP!!!"

"No Twit!"

"Check this Twit out"

"You're invading my 3 feet of personal space. Step. Away."

"Twitter definition: STALKING"

"You know they make stuff for that right?" Read more!

Vote For Us!!!!!! Part 1

My girl and I are trying to become t-shirt moguls. There's this website, Threadless, that accepts t-shirt submissions. If your submission is popular enough, you get $500. I know it may seem wrong to beg for support, but if I'm happy then you're happy. And if we're all happy, doesn't that make the world a better place? That's what I thought. So check out the submissions below. Click the link and vote "I'd Wear It." Cool? Cool!

"I only vote on T-shirt slogans!"

"Fuller than a tick in a blood bank!"

"Wanna see what's inside?"

"Ok so what had happened was..."

"I'll stop tomorrow"

"My cigs have seen better days"

"I'm sorry, what??"

"There's HOW many zero's in your bank account?!"

"No the carpet DOESN'T match the drapes.. I have tile :)"

"Sure... for 5$"

"Jager makes this shirt come off"

"Palmetto bugs? Screw you! They fly"

"Hoes_are_retarded"

"Wuuuuuurd"

"You know what? I AM unbelievable"

"I WANT that"

"You're such a dork"

"Yeah...That's kind of a problem"

"Like seriously. Go. Away"

"Really? Corduoroy? Seriously?"

"What the frickin hell?!"

"Me?? Noooooo NEVER!!!!... Oh wait... yeah :)"

"Yea... NO"

"I gotz soul flava"

"I'm so down!!"

"Yeah.... Bout that"

"Shots? Yaayaah!!!!"

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.. WTF does THAT mean??"

"I'm doing everything YOU wouldn't do"

"Call me anytime!!! 555-1212"

"I don't mean that in an ass way"

"Bitch isn't a dog. It's a state of mind"

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