Tuesday, February 20, 2007

That's Just My Baby Daddy

Da Realist:

Amen
to this

Gangsta D:

Don't forget about Urlacher. Not only does he have a baby momma, but she's black:) He's been hanging around Lance Briggs too much.

Waldini:

I didnt Busy B's ex was a sista either. Man these past few months have been horrible on athletes. Jordan gets a divorce, Strahan's wife takes him to the cleaners, Joumana is about to take J Kidd to the cleaners, the poster boys of the NFL having babies w/o being married, etc.

Da Realist:

I just looked up info on urlacher cause i didn't know she was black. she is already a pain in the a$$. if i ever get weak, i gotta remember stories like this and stay home...

for married millionaires like urlacher, here's a suggestion... escort service. You can afford it and it's less messy.


Gangsta D:

Nah, an escort can get just as pregnant as any other chick. and you DON'T want to get an escort pregnant. Not under any circumstances. I don't know why guys don't sign a prenup-type contract in regards to kids. If they have a kid during the relationship, the terms are ironed out before hand. If she doesn't like it, go hit her friend. SOMEONE will agree to his terms:)

Da Realist:

I heard on dateline nbc or one of those feature shows that no "pre-emptive" contract regarding future children is legal. it was said around the time of kobe's colorado issue when a lot of older professional athletes were saying they would always have their groupies sign contracts. i forgot why it's illegal, but i do remember hearing that.

Gangsta D:

That sucks. I'm just staying away from chicks altogether....OK, maybe not...

Da Realist:

It's sad that i'm here trying to come up with options for cheating married men, but...

How about... getting your tubes tied? only if you're satisfied with the number of kids in your family of course. and if you want to be really deceptive, don't tell your "girlfriend" and see if she accuses you of impregnating her.


Gangsta D:

That is sad, but a good idea all the same. Speaking of infidelity, no I'm not throwing stones, your boy was busy this weekend.

"MICHAEL Jordan is living large. The soon-to-be-divorced NBA great flew a gorgeous woman from Miami to Las Vegas for last week's Hoopology Celebrity Poker Tournament at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, sources said. While walking the red carpet, Jordan's lady friend kept 10 paces be hind him, "far enough so no one would suspect she was with him, but close enough to keep her in his sight," our source giggled. Meanwhile, Lisa Micelli, who claims she was Air Jordan's mistress for eight years, told Power 105.1 deejays Egypt and Ashy in an interview: "I think every woman has said this - he is the best sex I ever had." Jordan told her before splitting from his wife, Juanita, last year that if he did end his marriage, it would "never be just for one person." Jordan's rep didn't return calls or e-mails."

I WANNA SEE PICTURES OF THIS CHICK!

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