Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Jessica Alba Will Make You Forget About The NBA
Waldini:
Is it fair that the two players folks are saying will be game changing HOFers will end up in the West. Considering the East needs a shot in the arm badly....
Gangsta D:
If life were fair I would've banged Jessica Alba multiple times by now.
Da Realist:
listen... we are going to fight if you keep mentioning my girl's name in vain like that. go after jessica biel or jessica simpson or something.
you don't "bang" jessica alba, d'accord?
by the way, she's on the latest issue of GQ magazine. eff beyonce, jessica is NICE.
Waldini:
Yea I was at the airport and saw Beyonce on the cover of Vibe and Jessica on the cover of GQ. Damn why didnt I subscribe to GQ :-)?
Gangsta D:
Your girl? I was hip to Jess in '99, before ANYBODY knew who she was. I believe I have dibs on her:)
Da Realist:
'99? when did 'dark angel' come out? was it after then?
Gangsta D:
Fall 2000 season.
I saw her in January '99 BEFORE she got the Dark Angel gig and said "She is going to be a star." I'm almost single handedly responsible for her stardom. I don't want much in return. I think my demands are fair and reasonable.
Da Realist:
yeah right. :-D where did you "discover" her? in one of those Lifetime movies geared toward the teen market?
Gangsta D:
Nope, she was in Idle Hands and Never Been Kissed in '98. She wasn't on anyone's radar, but I saw something special. My only problem with Jessica is when she dies her hair blonde. I'm like sweetheart, you're Mexican. Mexicans don't have blonde hair!!
Da Realist:
completely agree!
and i don't really like the "extra thin" version. she is SUPPOSED to have curves!
Gangsta D:
Yeah, I don't know what's been going on with her the last year or so. Jessica Biel has taken her spot. She needs to represent during the Fantastic 4 press coverage.
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3 comments:
As someone who's championed Alba for years - I'm calling bullshit. Nobody saw Idle Hands, and any dude forced by their girlfriend to watch Never Been Kissed immediately erased it from their memory. The lead-up to Dark Angel's debut is the earliest anyone can legitimately claim.
Unless you were really, really into Flipper.
And, you know, not a creepy old man.
Nope. It's called the internet. Screencaps are a beautiful thing. Trust me, I was up on her EARLY. Plus, she had a profile up on ign.com in early '00. That's when i knew she was gonna set it off.
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