Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Weekly Tebow Hate has been on hiatus the past two weeks, as I've been trying to build up the necessary animus towards Jehova. I didn't want to shoot my wad before the season started, so I took a few weeks off to let my hate fester. But that's going to change due to the arrival of football this weekend. Come next week, the Tebow hate will be flowing like the River Styx. This week, I'll just throw an incredibly juvenile insult his way.
Tim Tebow is ugly and his mother dresses him funny.
I was going to say that T Squared was an Ewok, but the Ewoks defeated the Empire. So, you know, they've actually accomplished something.