K-Solo - Moms In My Business
"Ya moms. Ya moms. Why is she so nosy?" This is the song that made me swear off marriage. OK, not really. It did kind of scare me though. I thought all moms were meddlesome and intrusive. And of course, most of them are. I kid. I've met some very cool moms. But old chicks love me, in general. They think I'm an upstanding young man. If they only knew what devious things I had in store for their daughters. Cue sinister cackle.
Yo-Yo - You Can't Play With My Yo Yo
"I kill suckas and even hit the blunt so whatcha wanna do..." Damn, if that ain't a down ass chick. You need a chick in your crew that packs a small gat in her purse. You never know when shit's gonna get to poppin. Digressing, I wonder if Cube ever hit it. He had to have thought about it. The booty did look pretty soft.
ABC - Playground
"Take Jojo he's the youngest. Girls jock him cause he's best dressed." I ain't even gonna lie, this was my shit in 9th grade. Remember when you'd stand in front of the tv and try to emulate the dance routines? Stop lying, you know you did that shit! I here that the fellas may be gearing up for a comeback. I can only suggest that they don't. It will end badly. Let our memories stay pristine.
LL Cool J - Jingling' Baby
When I bought this album, my mom wanted to listen to it because she was interested in hearing why "Mama Said Knock You Out." There really is nothing more uncomfortable than playing a rap record with your mom in the room, as she reads the lyrics. I was like "Can't you go listen to some Al Green or Ashford & Simpson?" At least she never tried to do the Kid 'N Play kickstep with me.
Mariah Carey - Vision Of Love
Beleive it or not, there once was a time when Mariah was all about the music and not about wilin' out on TRL, showing MJ her tits, or starring in execrable movies. Speaking of said tetas, they look just a TAD smaller back then. Maybe she was just a late developer. OK yeah, probably not.
Ice Cube - Jackin' For Beats
"That's the name of the suckas I done gangked." I've never gangked anyone. I may have gangked myself, but that was in Australia and that shit don't count right? Right?
De La Soul - A Roller Skating Jam Named "Saturdays"
Ahh jeah, just a little something to get the weekend kicked off right. I was never into roller skating, but we bumped the Hell out of this that summer. How can you not fall in love with this groove?