Friday, February 16, 2007

Hell To The Naw

Gangsta D:

Scottie Pippen is seriously considering a comeback and hopes to play for a contending team in this season's playoffs. He didn't mention the Bulls as a possible destination. Pippen, who turned 41 on Sept. 25, says he's in better condition and health than at any time in the last five years. -- Chicago Tribune

Turn off your phone phil.

Da Realist:

Who knows the triangle better? who can command respect out of the gate with the whole team (including kobe)? who can tell kobe things that phil wouldn't dare? who can instill a defensive mentality and focus immediately?

I not only think it's probable the lakers look into this, but it would be foolish for them not to. the man said he'd take a 10-day contract. who else you got? brian cook???

But, of course, if scottie cared at all about my feelings...


Gangsta D:

Would you like me to explain each individual part of the word "no?"
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Stay Away From Models...Just Kidding...Sort Of

Gangsta D:

This explains the size of that kid's head. i knew there had to be a good reason...

http://deadspin.com/sports/nba/joumana-kidd-goes-nuclear-on-jason-237403.php

Da Realist:

Surprisingly, this is the most unflattering photo of joumana i've seen. that's a little too lean for me. i don't like em fat, but i want some meat on them there bones...

Gangsta D:

I think Jason would like those bones, and the meat that is wrapped around them, to disappear...preferably in a fiery heap:)

Da Realist:

I'm not trying to make excuses or anything, but i come from an antagonistic, manipulative family headed by the queen of manipulation (mom). it's never a good idea to hit your wife, but it sure seems like joumana....goads him into things...

Look, if things have gone the way i perceive them by the little information i have read, then he should have left her a long time ago. some people use their position (as wife, as a woman, as a superior, etc) to lure others into a compromising position and then play victim when (sh)it happens. don't know how to go any further with this without laying all political correctness aside and being REAL.


Gangsta D:

Essentially, you're saying that a chick can push a dude to hit her. I agree this happens. I wouldn't hit a chick unless I felt physically in danger, like seeing a butcher knife a couple inches below my waistline.

Da Realist:

A woman can push a dude to hit her if he doesn't understand the full picture. joumana seems very manipulative. i've seen her type many many times. she would (publicly) challenge him, embarrass him, question his manhood, laugh at him, put him down for years without incident. then one day she says something he thinks is completely out of line and snaps... he curses her, or yells at her or even hits her. she plays the victim. she acts like she doesn't understand what prompted her loving husband to hit her like that. she makes sure everyone understand what he did to her.

Now she's the victim and in one swoop, he just validated every negative thing she's ever said about him. now she can say whatever she wants about him and everyone will believe her because she's the sweet innocent honest abused (wife, girlfriend, sister, etc)

He should have recognized her a long time ago. the manipulative types can't thrive without attention. curse them and they are empowered. yell at them and they are validated. hit them and they are victimized. but IGNORE them and they are irrelevant.


Gangsta D:

But he's gotta see that before the marriage. All he saw was dope model who "loves" me. I guarantee he saw aspects of her personality before they got married. But hey, she looks good in a bikini. I just hope he doesn't have Strahan's lawyer.

Da Realist:

You couldn't be more right. he saw aspects of her personality long before marriage...

But i think he'll pay out the wazzou in terms of money AND reputation. she's been observing his transgressions for years just in case he chose to leave her. that's why she has such crystal clear memory of all these things you're hearing about now. think about it, if my wife heard about me and a flight attendant, that's the discussion right there. either it ends with her or athena leaves. joumana on the other hand just rattled off how many women jason has been with? probably in the teens. she's been allowing him to hang himself for years. and now he's gonna have to talk about stuff that he pushed from his memory years ago. he'll be fuzzy about the details. she'll be crystal clear -- with evidence.

Believe me, things will get ugly for him.
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Thursday, June 08, 2006

Belgian Waffles Is Mighty Fine

Da Realist:

justine henin-hardenne. no one ever talks about her, but she has 4 slams and is playing in the semifinals of the french. she already has more grand slams than lindsay davenport and as many as jennifer capriati. if she wins this year's french she will have tied venus and martina hingis and will be just one short of serena.

yet no one talks about her at all.


Gangsta D:

She's Belgian. Most people don't even know where the Hell Belgium is. What's the last great thing to come out of Belgium? Hercule Poiroit? Plus she's not sexy. Maria Sharapova's won, what, two tournaments in the past three years? One major. People actually think she's the best female tennis player. Justine needs a makeover and renounce her Belgian citizenship.

Da Realist:

to each his own. the last cute tennis player i remember (besides anna) is gabriela sabatini. (who by the way, is even more sexy now than then. i saw her in the stands watching a match recently) besides her and anna k, none of them have been that cute to me. justine's about as cute as all the other "dolls". she's blonde, petite and she speaks french. and she wins. and she has the best backhand of all the women. what more can they want?

Waldini:

Unfortunately that will always be the issue with females and pro sports. Do you think anyone would pay attention to Danica Patrick's racing career if she was a dog? Don't you think the WNBA would be more popular if more than 1% of the player base was at least average looking? Guys like T&A Period. In tennis there wear tight clothing to accentuate that. But that means nothing to the average guy watching it if the girl has a million dollar body and a food stamp face. Henin-Hardenne is a phenomenal player. But in the majority's eye she's not eye candy. Steffi Graf and Martina Navratoliva (sp?) forced people to pay attention b/c they were racking up Grand Slams like crazy

Gangsta D:

She doesn't make you wanna sell your possessions and move to Belgium. I'm not saying it's morally right, but that's just the way it works. If Jessica Alba had a backhand, she'd be "the best tennis player" in the world. Women's sports are defined by either how dope the participants are or an incredible backstory. I will agree that Gabriela was the dopest. Isn't she divorced? Who would leave her? A badass athletic Agentinian? Where do I sign up?

Waldini:

In her prime, there was no one finer in tennis than her.


Da Realist:

so what makes martina hingis so fascinating?

you're right though. winning only trumps the "lack of drama" card after you've done a LOT of winning. but isn't 5 slams enough? monica seles isn't cute, but she won like 8 or 9 slams so she's a story. same for steffi and martina navratolova. i would think 5 slams would put you on another level whether you're cute or not. but i'm not sure if that is the tennis fan in me talking or not.


Gangsta D:

Remember, Martina started to dominate as a teen. She was named after Navratolova. Incredible backstory so to speak. Plus it helps if you win Wimbledon & the US Open. Winning the Australian & French don't quite add up. Has Justine won Wimbledon? If she does, her cache will go up. What she really needs to do is leak a sex tape. think she'll get some press then:)

Da Realist:

it's no doubt that wimbledon is the most prestigious slam. if you could choose one slam to attend which would it be? i like night matches so that knocks out wimbledon and the french. i heard the australian open is the most fan friendly but there is something about raucous new york under the lights... Read more!

Monday, June 05, 2006

Frenchie

Da Realist:

i've been enjoying this once-every-other-day game schedule for all these nba series, i don't know what to do with all this downtime at night. the first game isn't until thursday...

but i DO know what to do with the days...the french open is on and it's grabbing my attention all day. look for a rematch of last year's final with nadal and federer. you can't ask for a better matchup. federer has won 3 straight majors and gunning for a fourth but is the UNDERDOG against nadal, who has won 50+ straight matches on clay including 3 straight against federer. nadal is the only person to beat federer this year.


Waldini:

NBA FInals - I was saddened that Sat was the last TNT telecast for the year. Instead of Ernie, Kenny, and Chuck we get Dan, Mark, and Mike. Big
difference

French Open - Well clay is Nadal's speciality but I am pulling for Rog. I like to view legends in the making PLUS he's a class guy. Isnt it crazy that Venus is the only American left. Damn JB you couldnt pull it out. I guess I can forgive him since he had played 4 straight days.

Gangsta D:

So who do you have your money on?

Da Realist:

that's tough. honestly i don't know. i just saw nadal beat hewitt today and mathieu yesterday. that boy has a big game on clay. federer is a once in a lifetime player so i guess i'll go with him even on nadal's favorite surface. should be an excellent match. Read more!

Puffin' On A Cuban

Gangsta D:

Think Stern really wants to hand the Larry O'Brien trophy to a smug, sh*t eating grin wearing Mark Cuban? Watch and see if Dirk gets food poisoning this week.

Waldini:

Hey you heard Dirk had a mild case of food poisoning before last Thurs' game right? Hmm, think these stars are trying to milk playing ball while sick for more cred??

As for your original question, I got money saying Russ Granik hands the trophy (if the Mavs win) to Cuban. Did you see the way Mark mugged the photo when the West trophy was handed over, lol


Da Realist:

i think dallas is the better team so i would pick dallas to win the series. BUT i picked the lakers over the suns, the pistons over the heat and the spurs over the mavs so WHAT THE HELL DO I KNOW? Read more!

Friday, June 02, 2006

The Howitzer

Gangsta D:

Has Nowitzky finally made the leap? If the Mavs make it to the finals, is he a bona fide superstar or do they have to win it all?

Da Realist:

dude, you don't know how strange this is to me. if dallas wins it all, dirk will probably be the finals mvp. dirk. think about that for a second. think about all the finals mvp's and imagine where the german flopper would rank. ok, maybe that was too negative. but think about it, if he pulls this off, he would have done something that neither kobe bryant, tracy mcgrady, jason kidd, kevin garnett, or allen iverson has done -- lead his team to the title and win the finals mvp trophy along with it.

strange times, indeed.


Gangsta D:

True, but Dirk has been coming up big. He's been scoring AND rebounding. If he continues playing out of his mind and they win, he'll deserve it. It'll seem crazy, but at least Finals MVP usually go to worthy performers unlike Super Bowl MVPs. Dexter Jackson and Larry Brown, anyone:)

Da Realist:

but don't you think the TRUE mvp of their team (meaning the biggest difference between this year and all the years before) is josh howard?

Gangsta D:

I don't know if you can call him the true MVP. He may be the final piece that gets them over the hump, but the Mavs can't win without Dirk. I just think you have a problem with Germans:)

Waldini:

They dont win Game 6 w/o Dirk Diggler going off. As good as Howard was in the first half, Dirk carried that squad in the 2nd half. And they definitely looked like they were going to tank.
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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Hogwash

Gangsta D:

This is for our resident Razorback. Where do you stand?

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=grant/060531

Da Realist:

totally agree with this. nolan has 3 final fours, 2 title games and 1 championship under his belt. to understand how impressive that is, you must understand that fayetteville is a small town tucked deep in the hillbilly mountains of northwest arkansas with its population over 95% white. he took over for eddie sutton and made the team BETTER. the best players he ever had was corliss williamson, todd day and oliver miller, yet he sustained a level of excellence from the late 80's until i graduated from morehouse. he even beat a grant hill-led duke team in the finals in '94.

anyone else with those credentials would have a statue of himself outside of the arena, but we all knew nolan wasn't appreciated even when he was winning. put it this way... if nolan was a white man, he'd be roy williams...except roy had to go to carolina to win his title. if he was a white man, he'd be charging speaking fees to address corporations about
"motivational strategy", instead he's coaching in the backwoods of south america for some FIBA tournament no one cares about.

and i hate to say this about the new coach, but arkansas only hired him to make it look good about firing nolan richardson. and how IS that working out by the way? now, no one even cares about the hogs. when i was growing up, there were two things that made us arkansans proud -- bill clinton and the arkansas razorbacks.


Waldini:

Amen brotha Amen....

Dont you love that breakdown of Houston Nutt and Mike Tice?
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Hogwash

Gangsta D:

This is for our resident Razorback. Where do you stand?

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=grant/060531

Da Realist:

totally agree with this. nolan has 3 final fours, 2 title games and 1 championship under his belt. to understand how impressive that is, you must understand that fayetteville is a small town tucked deep in the hillbilly mountains of northwest arkansas with its population over 95% white. he took over for eddie sutton and made the team BETTER. the best players he ever had was corliss williamson, todd day and oliver miller, yet he sustained a level of excellence from the late 80's until i graduated from morehouse. he even beat a grant hill-led duke team in the finals in '94.

anyone else with those credentials would have a statue of himself outside of the arena, but we all knew nolan wasn't appreciated even when he was winning. put it this way... if nolan was a white man, he'd be roy williams...except roy had to go to carolina to win his title. if he was a white man, he'd be charging speaking fees to address corporations about
"motivational strategy", instead he's coaching in the backwoods of south america for some FIBA tournament no one cares about.

and i hate to say this about the new coach, but arkansas only hired him to make it look good about firing nolan richardson. and how IS that working out by the way? now, no one even cares about the hogs. when i was growing up, there were two things that made us arkansans proud -- bill clinton and the arkansas razorbacks.


Waldini:

Amen brotha Amen....

Dont you love that breakdown of Houston Nutt and Mike Tice?
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Where's Dr. Detroit?

Da Realist:

did last night prove miami is a threat or just an anomaly? i think detroit's a better team but they seem to think they can just turn it on and turn it off like a faucet. they gave that game away last night. wade was in foul trouble all night, shaq didn't dominate and udonis haslem scored 0 points.

something strange may happen like rasheed wallace tearing a hamstring or chauncey billups spraining his ankle right when they think they can come back from a 3-2 deficit. look at '88 -- i know y'all don't want to revisit this, but if isiah thomas doesn't sprain his ankle in game 6, do the lakers win that series? i'm not hating, i was going for the lakers back then, but
i'm just trying to illustrate that strange things can enable the lesser team to win a playoff series if they get close enough.

who's gonna win the western conference finals?


Waldini:

The Pistons just couldnt hit shots. They had great looks all night but they didnt capitalize at all. Maybe Flip should have ran plays to start having these guys take it to the hole instead of settling for jumpers. I mean you said it below, the Pistons had opportunities and blew it.

Gimme Dallas in 7 over Phx.


Gangsta D:

Can someone explain to me why Sheed doesn't spend more time in the low post? Who on the Heat can guard him? He's athletic, long, and tough with a nice touch. Yet he's always on the perimeter shooting threes. It's the same thing that happened in Portland. Horry couldn't guard Sheed down low, but he always settled for the outside shot. Just don't get it. I have the feeling the Li'l Flip is gonna cost the Pistons the series. Read more!

Monday, May 22, 2006

Skip To My Lou

Waldini:

It must be Apocalypse when I forward a Skip Bayless article...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=bayless/060522&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos1

Gangsta D:

I couldn't beleive that Skip and I actually agree on something. What's the world coming to? Next thing you know, Stephen A will start talking like a rational human being.

Da Realist:

don't hate on skip.

Gangsta D:

If I'd never heard him speak, I may find him more favorable. But it's that petulant, whining, know-it-all, holier-than-thou voice of his that makes me want to peal my fingernails off with a pair of salad tongs. Every time I read his column I hear his voice, and in turn want to do something terrible to a puppy. Of course, maybe the fact that he was highly critical of the Cowboys in the '90's may have something to do with it too:) Read more!

Monday, May 15, 2006

Must See TV

Waldini:

-'Sheed guarantees a victory in Game 4, then goes on to say the Pistons will win this series. Think the Pistons will back it up 2nite? I actually like him calling out the Cavs and his subtle way of saying that team is not on his team's level.

- Suns and Clips are going 6. Sam I am went retro last with a near triple double. I didnt see the game so I dont know if he did that dance I like.

- As Realist has said numerous times in the past, I'm on the 'wagon with him after watching this game. The Nets are soft. This is not a great Heat team but they are about to close this series in a few days. Horrible showing and more disappointing series.

- Remember before the season magazines were saying the Spurs could win 70 games with "all that firepower" And after last season's Finals win, they were saying they were a dynasty in the making with all those young stars. Now what do the media experts say...The Spurs are old and hurting. ridiculous. I dont like the Mavs but I like Avery so I dont know how I
should root in this one

- Oh yea, we all know about the Barkley-Bryant text messages. How about Kobe is gonna be on TNT's pregame show on Wed? Must see TV?


Da Realist:

remind me never to go on vacation again. i'm having a good time, but there is nothing like the comfort of home.

sheed guaranteeing a 'W' means nothing because he's right. the cavs aren't that good. i'm surprised they won one.

suns and clips may just go 7.

don't the heat know all they gotta do is knock vince carter down one time and he turns into dell ellis? they let that dude get all the way to the rim every time. i'm surprised by riley on this one.

the spurs will still win this series.

kobe and the chuckster will be must-see tv. i should be home by then and i will definitely tune in. i don't know if kobe wants to get in a war of words with charles barkley. he might just want to leave it alone, but we'll see.


Gangsta D:

Yep, there's nothing like you're own bed. I just spent the weekend in Miami/Ft Lauderdale and had a blast. But God knows I couldn't wait to get back to my pillow:)

Kobe will probably be playful with Chuck, try to disarm him with humor. Kobe may be a lot of things, but he isn't stupid. he realizes nothing good can come from him trying to go toe to toe with Chuck B.


Waldini:

Kobe could just do what the Jet usually does and just remind Chuck B of the ring count :-)

Naw, should be all fun and games but you never know
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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Reported Temperature in Hell Today...15 Degrees

Waldini:

Did I rub my eyes right??? Did the Clippers win their series last night?? Wow....Do you realize that they have not won a series since the year we were all born.

Da Realist:

yeah, the clippers looked good in finally winning their first playoff series in 30 years. but they won't be taken seriously unless they beat big brother showtime next series. i have a feeling they know that, which should make it interesting. the clippers have looked good and they are playing pretty good defense but it's hard for me to ever bet against phil jackson unless the team he is facing is extraordinarily more talented than his own. if the two teams are relatively even, as these two teams are, then i will go with phil every time.

forget how bad the heat have looked because we all knew they were overrated. WHAT ABOUT THE SPURS? are they getting punked by SACRAMENTO??? they are letting bonzi wells (who, by the way, is only playing like this because he wants a new contract) to look like moses malone in his prime. mike finley is ok, but your boy nick van exel needs to just hang it up. "nick the quick" had his run, but once "nick" lost "the quick" , it was time for him to go.

tonight is the best night so far in the playoffs. lebron vs gilbert tied at 2-2. san antone tied with the kings at 2-2. and we'll see if the young lakers can close out a team on the road. should be somewhat interesting.


Gangsta D:

What is your aversion to the Bulls? No comments. Sean and I have this theory. We don't think you're a Bulls fan, you're just a Jordan fan. Nothing wrong with it, just admit it. The Bulls have a chance to knock off the Heat. I don't think they will, but they've outplayed them 3 out of 4 games. Where's your enthusiasm? Or is it just another case of the NBA being so watered down that the Bulls are within spitting distance of winning this series...

Waldini:

I agree with everything D has said. If that was my team, I'd be excited like crazy. But I think you and the other Bulls' fans (Jon James, McGee, AY[j/k], Todd Merriweather, etc) are Jordan fans not Bulls fan....which makes you as K-Mart called Tim Thomas a few years ago...a FUGAZI :-)

Da Realist:

i'm both, a jordan fan and a bulls fan. the bulls were 41-41. i saw quite a few of their games and there wasn't much to talk about. i'm not about to justify whether i'm a bulls fan or not, mostly because i don't have to. if the lakers star player was luke walton and they were coached by jeff hornacek, went 41-41 in a watered down conference and happened to be tied 2-2 against an overrated, defenseless #2 seed in the first round, i think you two would be doing the same thing i'm doing -- silently rooting them on.

don't worry though, i get calls every other night from fam in chicago that want to talk about the bulls and they feel about the same. we're happy for their success, but we still need some major changes to be considered a real threat for the championship. and to be honest, even though it's been 8 years, it's still hard to go from one of the most impressive championship streaks in history with one of the best teams in history (best player, best coach, 2 hall of famers, and one of the best defenses) to being excited about a .500 team tied 2-2 in the first round. we're happy, just...still a little hungover. we all (at least me and my fam) still got all the tapes and recordings and still watch them regularly so that makes it harder to let go of that glorious period. it's like going from dating jessica alba to courting brandy.

the lakers on the other hand, go from magic/worthy/kareem to nick/eddie/shaq to shaq/kobe to kobe. that's like going from jessica alba to salma hayek to halle berry to beyonce. you guys always have a superstar talent to anchor your team even in the lean years. even though the lakers are average, beyonce had an 81 point game and a 62 point game and numerous other similar scoring outbursts. so what if beyonce only has a 2.0 gpa at spelman, she's beyonce @*#&ing knowles!

Gangsta D:

Let's see, Sean and I went apeshit in '95 when we had Ced Ceballos, Van Excel, Eddie, Elden Campbel, and Jon Barry. Where's the superstar? But it's all good. i see your point. I'm just different. That's fine. We can't all be the same. If we were, strip clubs would suck.

Da Realist:

you just named 1 year. give me 7 more consecutively and we can all it even.

Gangsta D:

OK can't give you 7, but how about 5?

91-93 - Sedale Threat, Terry Teagle, & an old Worthy (3-6 in the playoffs)
93-95 - Eddie, van Excel, Anthony Peeler, Ceballos (no playoffs, 1 series win)
95-96 - Fat Magic (1-3 in the playoffs)

'92 - admittedly didn't go apeshit
'93 - went apeshit
'94 - went apeshit for the wrong reasons
'95 - went apeshit cause we overachieved
'96 - went apeshit when Magic arrived, not so much when I saw the fork sticking out of his back

Like I said, we're just different. I get emotionally involved no matter who's on the squad. That's just me. When Gary Hogeboom was the Cowboys QB, I really thought we had a chance to beat the Bears and was emotionally crushed when we were physically crushed.


Da Realist:

i think we're saying the same thing. you went apesh*t with other laker fans who you could relate to. to my family, i'm the same way. but dacommission is 2 laker fans and me. you probably talked about the lakers quite a bit last year, but i don't remember many blogs between us talking about them because they sucked with rudy t. you were probably having private conversations with sean and other laker fans about the state of your team that didn't include me. same thing here.
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Monday, April 24, 2006

All We Have Is Hope

Da Realist:

looks like some good news for us...

chicago/miami -- the bulls have a shot. the heat played as well as you can expect and we still had a 4 point lead on the road late in the 4th quarter. i'm not picking them, but they DO have a shot. if i had to pick right now i'd still pick the heat, but that team is garbage and they may not even make it to the conference finals.

la lakers/phoenix -- i really don't see how phoenix wins this series. whenever their running game is slowed, they can't score at all. they are loaded with athletes, but few players.

sacramento/san antonio -- the spurs came out looking like world-beaters. have they been playing possum?

memphis/dallas -- i still don't believe in dallas but they certainly put the smackdown on memphis last night.

Indiana/new jersey -- the sooner the nets realizes vince carter is NOT a big game playoff performer day in and day out the better. he'll come up with a big game offensively this series, but he won't decide this series. but they're going against an indiana team that really doesn't have that kind of player either.

milwaukee/detroit -- the pistons did as expected.

washington/cleveland -- lebron looked good on saturday. let's see if he can continue.

la clippers/denver -- i didn't see the clippers/nuggets the other night so i don't have a comment on them right now. could we actually see a battle for LA in the second round?


Gangsta D:

I'm pretty confident. We missed about TEN shot within 3 feet of the rim. The game plan was perfect. Pound the ball inside with Kwame, Lamar, and even Walton!!! I knew Luke would eventually prove himself to be the GREATEST 2ND ROUND PICK EVERRRRRRRR. I think we can win.

I don't know if the Bulls can win, but they can take it to 7 games definitely. If they keep running and Hinrich and Gordon stay hot at the same time they will work the Heat.

Sac was trendy to take the Spurs to 7 games. Umm, don't think so. BUT, I have seen the Spurs put the smack down in the first two home games, and then lose four straight. Depends on whether people will ever realize that if you knock Parker down early, he WON'T drive the rest of the game.

If the Nets don't get Jefferson more involved, this series is over before 6. The thing is will O'Neal play big the rest of the series? He was punishing them in the 4th qtr. Can he take the step to the next level?

The only drama in Detroit/Bucks is how many T's Sheed is gonna get. 1 game/1 tech so far. That's a one every one game average:)

Arenas isn't gonna go 12-33, or whatever it was on saturday, too many more times. Cleveland's D isn't that good. I still think that's going 7.

Stern's pants are practically dripping wet at the thought of a LA battle in the 2nd round. You got Big Brother vs Little Stepbrother, Kobe winning a series, Clipper fans vs Laker stars. You think Stern may have a conversation with the refs before Game 2 on wednesday? Kobe might get to the foul line a few more times:)


Waldini:

Overall, the first weekend of playoff bball was a pretty good one. The majority of the games were pretty good from the highlights I saw over the wknd (was in a wedding this wknd and missed every game but Bulls-Heat, Lakers-Suns)

- Lakers-Suns - Where do I begin? Man, the Lakers do the exact same thing on Wed, they win that game. Sans the first quarter, they held that offense in check

- Bulls-Heat - Realist, I'm actually pulling for the Baby Bulls. They need more out of Hinrich as he's better than how he played on Sat night. I agree, I think the Heat are overrated

- Spurs-Kings - D, I feel you but the Kings aint the 2004 Lakers. They'll bounce back but they aint winning the series

- Nets-Pacers - How do you let Anthony Johnson beat you?? J-Kidd's gotta get at least 10 pts a game for the Nets to win this series (He had 5 on on Sun)

- Pistons-Bucks - This isn't even a fair series. The Bucks have no shot at winning. Like the Jigga reference for 'Sheed :-)

- Cavs-Wiz - Bron put on a show but most of the Wiz stars (Arenas, Jamison) had a down game. Don't think that happens in Game 2

- Mavs-Grizzlies - The Grizz should finally win a playoff GAME but they aint winning this series

- Clips-Nuggets - I am going to watch Game 2 2nite b/c both these teams play entertaining styles of basketball.


Da Realist:

you say this like i'm supposed to be surprised. "the enemy of my enemy is my friend". you're not really pulling for the bulls. i think there's a certain former laker playing center for the heat that you're rooting AGAINST, right?

can't let go of the hate, huh? :-D


Waldini:

I try to give this guy a break and look how he treats me, lol
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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Playoffs Baby!!

Gangsta D:

I know Realist could care less, but the NBA playoffs is upon us. In the immortal words of Kornheiser, "Who ya got!!"

Spurs vs Queens = Spurs
Suns vs Lakeshow = Lakeshow (what a surprise)
Nuggets vs Clips = Clips
Mavs vs Grizz = Mavs
Pistons vs Bucks = Daytrois
Heat vs Bulls = Heat
Nets vs Pacers = Nets
Cavs vs Wiz = Wiz


Waldini:

Spurs-Kings - Spurs
Suns-Lakers - Lakers
Nuggets-Clippers - Nuggets
Mavs-Grizzlies - Mavs
Pistons-Bucks - Pistons
Heat-Bulls - Heat
Nets-Pacers - Nets
Cavs-Wizards - Cavs

Gangsta and I only differ on two series but we agree on the most important one (Lakers over Suns). Realist should care b/c his team is in there too. And from what i saw this season the Bulls gave the Heat problems (even at full strength) in the regular season

Da Realist:

OMG you are so right. maybe, just maybe i'll treat the fam to a playoff game when the cavs are in town. maybe. otherwise, i really don't care. except to see y'all lose. ;-) although, i'm not so sure phoenix can pull it off. not because i think y'all are that good, but i think phoenix (and most of the nba) is overrated. we'll see...



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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

MVP?

Gangsta D:

1. Nash
2. Kobe
3. 'Bron 'Bron
4. Wade
5. Chauncey
6. Nowitzky
7. Matrix

In the words of Kornheiser, "Who you got?"


Waldini:

1. Nash - b/c he turned Diaw from bust to most improved player.
2. Kobe - That team is filled with players no one wants and he's about to
put them into the playoffs (in a strong conference at)
3. Dirk Diggler - He's made huge strides as a leader this year. He's even
trying to play some D
4. Matrix - Look at the numbers, do the math
5. Wade - Carried his team despite Big Fella's health issues
6. Billups - Loses spots b/c his starting teammates are that good
7. Bron - I cant elevate him for turning it on in the last month but I
suspect he will be in the top 3 next year


Da Realist:

now y'all know i don't care nothing about the mvp now that my childhood players are all retired :-) did you just put nowitzky on here? the day he wins the mvp is the day i stop watching the game. and matrix? i mean he's a good player and all but he's not even the leader of his team.

ok, i see i'm being all negative again. (sigh) i really have no idea. bron-bron and wade both played good games on saturday, but neither of them play any defense. nash, kobe, chauncey... i don't know... i guess kobe (aaaach spit!).


Gangsta D:

You probably pulled more muscles proclaiming Kobe the MVP than you did running 10 miles...

Da Realist:

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The Standard Has Been Set...Sort Of

Da Realist:

(cue the ROCKY music)

ok fellas, the standard has been set. 10 miles in 1:48:05. as goldberg once said...WHO'S NEXT?


Gangsta D:

Don't look to south georgia. It's hard enough running half a mile...

Waldini:

Um, you got a better chance of Da Wife doing that than me right now (cue
ROCKY music being scratched :-))
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Monday, March 13, 2006

Beef Is When I See You...

Da Realist:
and you wonder why there are no more rivalries...

it's because of players like ray allen apologizing for something he said LAST YEAR. c'mon...

do you think isiah thomas ever apologized for leading a pistons walkout with 5.9 seconds left when chicago eliminated them in 91?

do you think michael jordan ever apologized for saying that playing reggie miller was akin to chicken fighting?

do you think scottie pippen ever apologized for calling charles barkley a fat slob who'll never win a title?

do you think nick van exel ever apologized for stating that san antonio would never win a title with avery johnson at the point?

ray allen was right with what he said. he just got scared when he realized kobe was gonna get at him on national tv. dude is soft...
Waldini:

Like I said B4, the best rivalry the league had was Shaq-Kobe, now they at least acknowledge one another. I miss the regular season days on Sunday when you had a big rivalry game on, like the Knicks-Bulls. Even though it was regular season, it felt like the playoffs cuz you knew both teams were gonna bring it.

I was watching part of the Cavs-Heat earlier and no such aura around the game. I read a few mins ago that Bron Bron dropped 47. But what does it matter if he's gonna hug and kiss D Wade after the game. I want more non peace dammit :-).
Da Realist:

i agree. you let your team lose a 15 point game and you are cool enough to kiss and hug the victor afterwards... (???)

what in the world happened to the nba? well, at least we got artest vs kobe on tuesday night. is that game on national tv?

Gangsta D:

Kobe vs Ron isn't a rivalry...yet. Could be, but it doesn't trip my trigger just yet.
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Played...

Waldini:

Man, it doesnt even feel right that we have gone almost 5 days without dropping something about sports??

- What no comments on Kirby Puckett dying this week? Pretty tragic to me considering how his life started ! going downhill after he was hit by the fastball. I dont watch baseball but suprisingly i watched all of the Twins-Braves WS back in '91, mainly cuz of him and Terry Pendleton. Weird

- No comments on the pending book about Bonds and steroids?

- No comments on the Clippers coming on strong in the 2nd half of the NBA season? And also solidifying their claim as the best pro NBA team in LA this year? (No realist this is not a misprint from a Lakers fan :-)

- No comments on Vargas-Mosely?

- No comments on the World Series of Base - er what I am saying, who cares about that?

- No comments on early March Madness predictions?

Anyways, let's get the Sports Reporters via email going again


Gangsta D:

Kirby was a great player, but he was a wild boy. Using a chainsaw to cut through the bathroom door? That's some Debo type ish right there.

Don't mistreat your mistress. Barry should've known better.

The Clips are the LA team that's PLAYING the best right now. They're not the best team in LA. You need to learn how to parse statements Waldo.

Boxing is deader than Dillinger.

Too early for predictions. But UConn is beasting and they're not even playing that well as of late.

Da Realist:

i feel bad for kirby. my man got CRUCIFIED when it came out he had a few mistresses. rich, popular, athletic star traveling the country for most of the year without his family...what do you expect? and yeah, there were those accusations of physical abuse... ??? i don't know. but now all of a sudden he's an angel. maybe death is the best way to polish your image.

what's this about the clippers and lakers? didn't i tell y'all it's 1990 again? last night mike dropped 47 on the pistons to pull within 2 games to 1. game 4 is tomorrow night.

Gangsta D:

Is Pippen playing or is he still out with the migraines?


Da Realist:

are you trying to get a rise out of me, agent kujan?

Gangsta D:

You're right Verbal. I am smarter than you. One way or the other, you're gonna tell me what I wanna know!


Waldini:

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Thursday, March 02, 2006

AK-47 Assault Rifle

Gangsta D:

Just heard on the radio that Andrei Kirilenko's wife is "allowing" him to have one night a year with another woman. She feels prohibition fosters temptation, so she's giving him a mulligan in a matter of speaking. I'd love to hear the married man's perspective:)

Da Realist:

maybe i ought to pass this on to Da Wife... try to convince her that by allowing this, she is SAVING our marriage :-)

Waldini:

As XXL would say, I have the following in response for AK-47....NEGRO PUHLEASE
Anybody knows a black woman scorned is hell for any person but a married black woman scorned?? You talking a special combo of hot grits and sausage if you catch my drift :-)
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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

The Olden Days

Waldini:

Realist, I remember when you brought this up and ironically NBA Coast to Coast discussed this 2nite. Whatever happened to the great NBA rivalries. Coast to Coast went through the following rivalries 2nite

Wilt's Sixers vs Bill's Celtics
Julius' Sixers vs Larry's Celtics
Magic's Lakers vs Larry's Celtics
Isaiah's Pistons vs Michael's Bulls
Patrick's Knicks vs Michael's Bulls
Patrick's Knicks vs Reggie's Pacers
Patrick's Knicks vs Alonzo's Heat

After that, they ask, What has happened to the rivalries? And the only one I could think of that was as heated as the one above was the Kings-Lakers and I'm reachin on that one. Man...it was all a dream


Da Realist:

isiah's pistons vs larry's celtics

and what about the lesser rivalries like

kj's suns vs magic's lakers
drexler's trailblazers vs magic's lakers
payton/kemp's sonics vs stockton/malone's jazz

they were all interesting to watch. i don't know why rivalries no longer exist because the decline of the quality of play doesn't matter if every team is basically on the same playing field.

my guess would be this: i don't think the players care as much about winning as they did back then. i like how you assigned each team to its marquee player because that's where it ultimately starts. those guys had enough pride to make them compete every year against that team they
couldn't get past. marquee players today just don't care. tracy mcgrady, vince carter, dirk nowitzki, ray allen, etc just don't care enough to compete extra hard against that team they couldn't beat the year before. kobe and iverson are probably the only real superstar
competitors out there. can't have rivalries without willing competitors.

the closest thing we got is pistons/spurs today.


Gangsta D

Someone made the point that NBA players are too nice nowadays. They share agents, hang out during the regular season, etc. There's just no sustained animosity any more. You'd think that after Rasheed "Clubber Langed" Big Z, that that might inspire something in the Cavs. Not even
close. I think the clamp down on fighting and not being able to leave the bench has a lot to do with it. Look at the 80's and early 90's rivalries. they were always getting into it. that inspired passion and animosity. Just don't have it nowadays.


Da Realsit:

yep. the nba is so prosperous that everyone has a huge piece of the pie. what's there to be mad about when you're a multi-millionaire? in the 90's, at least some of the endorsements available were given to players that had experienced some success. michael was the only one with his own shoe deal, for instance (other players like magic, larry and dominique endorsed shoes). now EVERYBODY got their own shoe. c'mon, remember the spreewell's with the spinning rims? c'mon...

oh by the way, y'all know i'm LOVING that new jordan commercial!


Waldini:

New Jordan commercial is tight

I'm not saying I want the NBA to turn into WWE and cats are fighting every night but if you get elbowed in the face (see Zydrunas) and get a home game the next night against the same man (see Sheed) who did it to you, you gotta give a lil payback

But more than likely, those cats prbly ended up at the club 2gether that night talking about life. I mean I miss times like when the Rockets came back from a 2-0 and 3-1 defiicit to beat the Suns. I remember AC Green saying when it was 3-1, the series was over and no way the Rockets come back. Well they did and Kenny Smith was like "AC may be religious but he
aint a prophet." Subtle but hilarious....


The sad part is the NBA was hurt from a marketing standpoint when Shaq and Kobe squashed their feud in Jan

Da Realist:

nah, not really. those guys weren't gonna meet in the playoffs (finals) anyway. i never read that kenny smith quote. very good quote.

y'all remember (and i know you do) back in 93, the lakers had the suns down 2-0 going home for games 3 and 4? a #1 seed losing 2-0 to a #8 seed? game 5 went to overtime before the suns pulled it out. classic, although i was hoping the lakers pulled off history. this was the year before motumbo's nuggets beat the sonics.


Gangsta D:

Of course we remember! I mas talking mad ish after game 2. We should've won game 4 and 5, but Worthy just couldn't pull it out...

Waldini:

Dayum right. I remember being in Physical science and some clown was trying to insinuate I wasnt a true Laker fan. I said oh really...here's starting 5 for that squad

Sedale Threatt - PG
Byron Scott - SG
Big Game James Worthy - SF
Big Easy Elden Campbell - PF
Vlade Dodi Divac - C

Shoot, I was heated about Game 5 b/c Big Easy was going off. I got too excited when LA won the first 2 games and was already talking about playing Seattle :-)
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